Oh Dear, Not Another "Wardrobe Essentials" List

1. Breton shirts
2. Slim dark jeans
3. Multi-strapped shoes
4. Long thin cotton v-neck tops
5. Long fitted cotton cardigans

I need to keep this list with me at ALL times like I do the rosary lest I succumb to the temptation of an offensively bright traffic-cone-orange knit sweater with thick orange fur-lined collar (that has been languishing and picking its nose at the back of my closet since forever, God bless its gaudy soul).